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I gave you reasons not to date a lawyer, let alone marry one; you insisted!!!

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The Chinese say that if heaven dropped a ‘date,’ open your mouth and suppose that it shall go well. As a friend, I caution you to pray so hard that the date won’t turn out to be my other friend; the lawyer. They go to school to learn just to be friends; ‘learned friends!’Where on earth is a school to learn to love, or so we pray to love so well and wisely to finally marry? Take your chances, don’t take insurance and hire your learned friend and you’ll recoup twice the amount. But remember, as you win your suit, you lose your money too…pay the lawyer about 75% of both the ‘investment’ and ‘profits;’ time not refundable. And be careful, before so long your child too will be asking you for damages & compensation (at commercial rate), for spending little time with him/her or being 'absent minded' while with them. Have you ever been to Nigeria? I want to; one day…though sometimes I get scared of the idea. So I grabbed a Nigerian movie...it depicted a very lovely couple. But iron